Gene Perret Quotes and Sayings

Here you can find the best collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous Gene Perret quotes and Gene Perret sayings, and Gene Perret proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

"Grandchildren don’t stay young forever, which is good because grandfathers have only so many horsy rides in them."

Gene Perret

"My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel."

Gene Perret

"An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly."

Gene Perret

"Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS."

Gene Perret

"What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars worth of pleasure."

Gene Perret

"Grandchildren don’t stay young forever, which is good, because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them."

Gene Perret

"Like good wine, marriage gets better with age, once you learn to keep a cork in it."

Gene Perret

"Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you play golf."

Gene Perret

"In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It’s either that or buy a new golf ball."

Gene Perret

"When you retire, you switch bosses from the one who hired you to the one who married you."

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"Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese."

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"Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, ‘Hi, Honey, I’m home, forever.’"

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"Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it."

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