George Carlin Quotes and Sayings

Here you can find the best collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous George Carlin quotes and George Carlin sayings, and George Carlin proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

"The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity"

George Carlin

"Don’t just teach your children to read. Teach them to question what they read. Teach then to question everything."

George Carlin

"I like Florida. Everything is in the 80’s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ’s."

George Carlin

"Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it."

George Carlin

"It’s called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."

George Carlin

"Most people with low self-esteem have earned it."

George Carlin

"Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large."

George Carlin

"A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt."

George Carlin

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can’t hear the music."

George Carlin

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror."

George Carlin

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

George Carlin

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that."

George Carlin

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