Lemony Snicket Quotes and Sayings

Here you can find the best collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous Lemony Snicket quotes and Lemony Snicket sayings, and Lemony Snicket proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

"I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong."

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"People don’t always get what they deserve in this world."

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"Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps."

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"After you leave home, you may find yourself feeling homesick, even if you have a new home that has nicer wallpaper and a more efficient dishwasher than the home in which you grew up."

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"But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby."

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"It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches."

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"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby: awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess."

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"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess."

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"Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something"

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"To hear the phrase “our only hope” always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn’t work, there is nothing left."

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"If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives."

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"It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring."

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"You would run much slower if you were dragging something behind you, like a knapsack or a sheriff."

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"Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree, because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch, or you might simply get covered in sap, and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors, where it is harder to get a splinter."

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"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like."

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