The Weekend Quotes and Sayings

Here you can find the best collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous The Weekend quotes and The Weekend sayings, and The Weekend proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

"Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend."

Zenna Scha

"– “I’ve been thinking Hobbes –” – “On a weekend ” – “Well, it wasn’t on purpose…”"


"Pretend like it’s the weekend, … We could pretend it all the time."

Jack Johnson

"Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family."

Bo Bennett

"It’s a weekend course. It’s usually a Friday night, all-day Saturday and half-day Sunday deal. You talk textbook stuff and theory Friday night, and then you’re on the bike all day Saturday."

Alex Hyatt

"Of all the days that’s in the week I dearly love but one day And that’s the day that comes betwixt A Saturday and Monday."

Henry Carey

"Your hair may be brushed, but your mind’s untidy. You’ve had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You’re sunk from a riot of relaxation."

Ogden Nash

"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control."

Diana Jordan

"Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV."

Rita Rudner

"Most people are in a factory from nine till five. Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles. At the end of the week they’re three short and somebody has a go at them. On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about."

Rodney Marsh

"When you’re single, your weekend days are wide-open vistas that extend in every direction; in a relationship, they’re like the sky over Manhattan: punctured, hemmed in, compressed."

Adelle Waldman

"Why is Monday so far away from Friday and Friday so bloody close to Monday?"


"Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you’d spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids?"

Hal Borland

"Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through."

Anthony Burgess

"Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful."

Casey Stengel

"I have never in my life found myself in a situation where I’ve stopped work and said, Thank God it’s Friday.’ But weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit."

Helen Mirren

"Music always sounds better on Friday."

Lou Brutus

"No weekend, all weakened."

Toba Beta

"After luncheon the sun, conscious that it was Saturday, would blaze an hour longer in the zenith…"

Marcel Proust

"The only Happy END that I know it’s the weekEND!"


"When you’re young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!"

Jonathan Brandis

"Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing."

Florence Welch

"Not for nothing is their motto TGIF-?Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do."

Richard Nelson Bolles

"You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing."

Derek Jeter

"A Sunday well spent brings a week of content."


"Nobody wants to give up a weekend long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another."

Elizabeth Eulberg

"I respect the fact that people have worked hard all week and want to go to the movies on the weekend and be entertained."

Michael Moore

"Thank God it’s Friday, because the weekend has landed and it’s time to forget about work and tear it up!"


"I’m learning the power of going away for the weekend and keeping myself company."

Zoe Saldana

"I hate weekends because there is no stock market."

Rene Rivkin

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